Why are simpleton muggles running for the presidency, when it should be Wizards that rule the world?

March 10th, 2008 | by DistanceRunner |
pigpuffery asked:


Why are simpleton muggles running for the presidency, when it should be Wizards that rule the world?

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  1. 9 Responses to “Why are simpleton muggles running for the presidency, when it should be Wizards that rule the world?”

  2. By amnesty sucks on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply

    Where are they? We need some intelligence out there!

  3. By curious in mn on Mar 15, 2008 | Reply

    I am tortured by that very question every night. maybe if we had more fairies?

  4. By chi_coks on Mar 15, 2008 | Reply

    ask j.k. rowling. she knows.

  5. By xialou1 on Mar 18, 2008 | Reply

    wizards and mystics rarely make long term commitments

    it goes against natures fluidity

  6. By GarrettS on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    I disagree…

    The world should be run by Ogres and Centaurs

    Trolls, Wizards, Mages, and Orcs should all be banished to the netherworld.

  7. By Bonnie D on Mar 22, 2008 | Reply

    Hagrid for President!

    Dumbledore can’t run: he died.

  8. By wildraft1 on Mar 24, 2008 | Reply

    That’s a new twist.

  9. By The Man! on Mar 24, 2008 | Reply

    Obama is a Wizard!

  10. By #1 NFL FAN on Mar 27, 2008 | Reply

    no “the man” obama is a troll

    voldemort ‘08

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